My Kids Are Not This Talented

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Riley Nelson

I just watched the 2 nd half of the USU game. Riley Nelson is awful. Not excited for this year unless he hurts a shoulder

Contest

Who is the most astute? I'd like to know the follow-up for Tyson Rex. Rem and Tam have set the bar quite high, but the real question is--what are the hidden gems in the poll? First one to get the clues and post the answer gets 5 blogpoints. (THIS IS JOE--NOT KATI)

These people look like they are having pure fun!! But I would never do it.

Mormons are Cool!

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This makes me want to pee my pants . . .

Mormon Map

Click on this map, it is kind of cool.

Click On Me!

Tyson's Birthday Change

We are moving the party to 6:00. That will give people time to feed their kids and what not before coming up. See ya then!

'Stupidest idiot' eBayer sells safe with $26K inside

'Stupidest idiot' eBayer sells safe with $26K inside

What if?

Two Questions and a Comment

1) Does it feel to anyone else like I am taking over the blog?

2) Does it seem that from the moment of my takeover the quality has deteriorated quickly?

Comment: I have often wondered why in the Book of Mormon and Old Testament the righteous were counseled not to mingle with the seed of infidels but wipe them off the face of the earth instead (OT at least). I now know why. The reason: because unfortunately, when the righteous marry one who is undeserving and impure, the righteous saint is usually pulled down instead of the sinner being pulled up. We have no better proof of this historical reality than Valentines Day 2012, when my testimony of this concept was strengthened. I present my iron-clad arguments that would stand up in any court of law:

Rebuttals? I thought not.

Hail To The Chief - 6 Min

Okay, so, no one likes my end of the world quote due to Shane's appropriate response. So, I guess I will try something different - although still a little political - just to warn you.

Kegger!!! Our Place

This last year has flown by, and Tyse will be turning ONE! In honor of this occasion, we will be serving some cake and ice cream Feb. 18th at 5:30 (Saturday). Tyson will then be unwrapping his current toys that will have been mysteriously rewrapped for festivities sake.
Come if you are feeling up for a fun time in Salt Lake. Don't worry about gifts, and I am not just saying that to entice you to come. I mean, how could you not want to see this squinty little face?

The Last Days

This is the most definitive (official-not speculative) statement about the timing of the 2nd Coming that I could find.

Hugh B. Brown - October 1967 Conference (including a couple preceding paragraphs to get the context):

I hope that no man under the sound of our voices here tonight will allow himself to be tempted to do anything that would cause him to blush if it were known by those he loves the most.

I hope that every young man under the sound of my voice will resolve tonight, "I am going to keep myself clean. I am going to serve the Lord. I am going to prepare every way I can for future service, because I want to be prepared when the final battle shall come."

And some of you young men are going to engage in that battle. Some of you are going to engage in the final testing time, which is coming and which is closer to us than we know.

I would say that is pretty clear and that was 55 years ago, meaning those people are now 55 at a minimum and 67 in all likelihood. How much longer do we have left?

to Beleive

two can play this game...

Weston--
Has it ever occurred to you that the ACLU might not back your suit? After all, were one to actually review the situation below described, they would astutely realize that the names given in said poll were all (with one exception) Pakistani....and with such realization we then conclude that the hate crime(s) that you are implying might actually be real--and horrifying--but on the part of the accuser rather than the wrongfully accused. To what slander might you be referring, or to what grave offense? It might be induced that the true offense given due to your inferring, that, based on a list of Pakistani names, anyone associated therewith might actually be tainted in some way, was due to your judgmental comments. Is this not the height of racism and bigotry? What calumny! What prejudiced tyranny! Your baseless accusations and implications have affronted the local Pakistani population.

Breaking News!

sorry to fill the blog with my musings, but this one is important! i have discovered a new favorite cookie to be eaten with milk, surpassing the oreo!!! keebler now makes the fudge striped shortbread cookies in a dark chocolate flavor where the shortbread is the dark chocolate and it is amazing. so i would like you to all get out there and support my new favorite cookie before it goes the way of all the earth like frosted mini chex did. the loss of frosted mini chex has turned me into what i am today, so unless you want this madness we call weston to continue to degrade its important that you grab a gallon of milk and buy some cookies.

To Whom it may concern...

it has come to my attention in recent minutes that there is a poll circulating the blog, involving me and my future in a marital sense. while i fully support the rights of free speech to everyday Americans, there comes a point however, at which it crosses the line between speaking out as is your right afforded you within the wonderful constitution of this the united states, and propaganda perpetuated to engender displeasure, and low self esteem within the person of interest, bordering on the level of what we in civilized society consider a "hate crime". as such it is the will of interested parties that said poll be pulled out of circulation, before any further embarrassment, both on the side of the injured party and those propagating such slander, occurs. failure to comply with this request will result in legal action, backed by the ACLU. you have been warned. i plead with you to make the conscientious decision.

Tax time

Hey everyone, in case you haven't seen enough Turbo tax commercials, I am just reminding everyone that it is tax time. If you want them done cheap, I would love to help out as I am starting to do taxes on the side and could use the practice. Plus, I can e-file state for free.

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