To Whom it may concern...

it has come to my attention in recent minutes that there is a poll circulating the blog, involving me and my future in a marital sense. while i fully support the rights of free speech to everyday Americans, there comes a point however, at which it crosses the line between speaking out as is your right afforded you within the wonderful constitution of this the united states, and propaganda perpetuated to engender displeasure, and low self esteem within the person of interest, bordering on the level of what we in civilized society consider a "hate crime". as such it is the will of interested parties that said poll be pulled out of circulation, before any further embarrassment, both on the side of the injured party and those propagating such slander, occurs. failure to comply with this request will result in legal action, backed by the ACLU. you have been warned. i plead with you to make the conscientious decision.